A Bit Of A Mess But Doing My Best
$28.99
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24 designs · Made to order
Tees that say
what you won't
Plain funny one-liners on soft cotton. Made to order in the USA, for people who say it with a straight face.
$28.99every tee, one price
- Made to order in the USA
- Printed in 3 to 7 business days
- Free US shipping on Etsy
- Sizes S to 2XL
- We fix misprints
What is your mood today?
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Apparently, I'm Dramatic
$28.99
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Do It For The Plot
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Hold On Just Let Me Overthink This
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I'm Not Shy, I Just Don't Like You
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I'm Not Weird, I'm Just Limited Edition
$28.99
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I'm So Poor I Can't Even Pay Attention
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If It's Not Risky, What's The Fun?
$28.99
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If My Music Is Too Loud, You're Too Old
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Irrelevant: Men's Opinions On Women's Issues
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Just Let Me Cry About It First
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Just Let Me Panic First
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Just Pretending I Know What I'm Doing
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Mentally Ill But Totally Chill
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Not All Who Wander Are Lost
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Some People Just Need A Pat On The Back
$28.99
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Somewhere Between Psychotic And Iconic
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Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come
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Stop Making Drama, You're Not Shakespeare
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Stop Trying To Make Everyone Happy, You're Not Tequila
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Stuck In The 90's
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Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right
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You Don't Have To Be Everyone's Cup Of Tea
$28.99
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You Should See My Patience
$28.99
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How it works
1
Pick your line
Choose a tee, a color and your size. Between sizes? Check the size guide.
2
We print it
Your tee is printed after you order, in North Carolina, in 3 to 7 business days.
3
It shows up
It ships to your door. Damaged or misprinted? Send a photo within 30 days and we fix it.
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How long until it ships?
Every tee is made to order in the USA. Printing takes 3 to 7 business days, then it ships.
What does shipping cost?
Free US shipping on every tee, through Etsy. Etsy shows your delivery estimate at checkout.
How does buying work?
Every tee page has a Buy on Etsy button. You check out on Etsy, which handles payment and tracking.
Which size should I pick?
Our tees are unisex and true to size. Women usually go down one size. Want it loose? Stay at your usual size or go up one. Check the size guide.
Can I return or exchange it?
Every tee is made to order, so we cannot take returns or exchanges for size or a change of mind. Damaged or misprinted? Send us a photo within 30 days and we fix it. Full policy.
Do you ship outside the US?
Not yet. We ship to addresses in the United States only.
How do I wash it?
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
Who prints it?
Printful, in North Carolina. Each tee is printed after you order.
What is ThreadsWellThought?
ThreadsWellThought is a US t-shirt shop for funny one-liners. Every tee is made to order in the USA by Printful on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001, in ten colors and sizes S to 2XL, for $28.99. Designed by us, built and written with the help of AI tools.
Say the quiet part out loud. On a tee.